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News flash.

themarinegeek:

Nakipagkita ang Diyos sa tatlong world leaders: kay Clinton, kay Yeltsin at kay ERAP. Wika ng Diyos sa kanila, “Kayong tatlo ay pwedeng maglahad sa akin ng isang katanungan at tiyak na aking sasagutin. “

First came Clinton: “God, when will the special prosecutor, Kenneth Star, finish his investigation so that I can eventually clear my name.”

And God immediately replied: “By the Year 2015.”

And Clinton broke down and cried. Nagulat ang Diyos and asked: “Why do you cry, my son?”

To which Clinton replied: “Because I will no longer be around when that happens which means I will go down in history as the US President who had a sex scandal ridden administration!” And Clinton faded away.

Second came Yeltzin: “God, when will the Russian economy finally take off?”

To which God replied: “By the Year 2020.”

And Yeltzin broke down and cried. Nagulat ulit ang Diyos and asked: “Why do you cry, my son?”

To which Yeltzin replied: “Because I will no longer be around when that happens - so I will never see Russia’s economy prosper and stabilize.” And Yeltzin faded away.

Finally came ERAP: “Diyos ko, ito lang naman ang tanong ko… When do you think will I ever be accepted by the Filipino intellectuals and society’s elite and be considered by them as a competent leader?”

At which point, God broke down and cried… Biglang nagulat tuloy si ERAP!

Nagtatakang nagtanong si ERAP: “Diyos ko, bakit naman ikaw ang umiiyak?”

To which God answered: “Kasi, when that happens, I will no longer be around…”